10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.