10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."