10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow