10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes