10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)