10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Those eggs smell delicious!