10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls