10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "No river, no fish."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.