10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"