10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"