10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.