10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Welcome to kicker school
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-