10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.