10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fold and live to fold again
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth