10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
in the poker game of life women are the rake