10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!