10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine