10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.