10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.