10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- It's Free To Fold...
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker