10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.