10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi