10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth