10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.