10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel