10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus