10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The all-in play works everytime but once.