10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'