10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event